Sarah Ferguson Demands Two New Houses After Leaving Royal Cottage — “One for Me, One for My Feelings”
Former Duchess and part-time royal nuisance Sarah Ferguson has reportedly demanded two new houses after leaving her royal cottage — one to live in, and another “to emotionally decompress from the first one.”
Palace insiders say Fergie made her request via a PowerPoint titled “Why I Deserve Twice the Castle Energy,” complete with slides on “royal trauma,” “heir-adjacent stress,” and “who’s still talking about me.”
Asked why she needs two homes, Ferguson replied, “It’s about emotional logistics — I simply can’t process my wealth in a single dwelling.”
Buckingham Palace declined to comment, though one aide was overheard saying, “If she asks for a third, we’ll Airbnb it back to her.”
Royal watchers say Fergie is pioneering a new post-royal lifestyle called “palace polygamy” — collecting houses like apologies.
