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Rebecca Judd Takes Off — Literally
Rebecca Judd has landed a new gig as the face of Qatar Airways, and naturally chose the Melbourne Cup to debut her new “I work in the sky now” aesthetic.…
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Bundaberg’s Property Prophet Demands a Pay Rise (from Inside a Trash Fire)
A Coronis property manager in Bundaberg has declared she deserves a raise — moments after showcasing a rental that looked like it lost a cage fight with a possum and…
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Zimbabwe Cricket Captain
Zimbabwe Cricket Captain Caught in the Slip Cordon of Cocaine Sean Williams — once the pride of Zimbabwe cricket — has been clean-bowled by his own habits. The captain’s out,…
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P. Diddy’s Birthday Bash – “Bad Boy for Life (Without Parole)
Today marks another trip around the sun for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs — music mogul, party pioneer, and the only man who can make a birthday cake feel like Exhibit…
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Dick Cheney (1941–2025)
Dick Cheney (1941–2025) "The man who couldn’t die — until he finally did." Dick Cheney has officially logged off after 84 years of war crimes, pacemaker upgrades, and undisclosed locations.…
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KFC’s World Tour of Cultural Appropriation — Now With Extra Cheese
KFC has boldly gone where no multinational should: straight into the sacred kitchens of two nations at once. Behold — the Zinger Bánh Mì and Zinger Nachos, a culinary double-tap…
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AUSTRALIAN COUNCIL LAUNCHES ELECTRIC SCOOTER HEARSES TO “MODERNISE DEATH
In what experts are calling “the most Australian solution to mortality since the sausage sizzle fundraiser,” one local council has unveiled its latest innovation in sustainable farewells — the Electric…
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North Sydney Council Unveils A.I. Traffic Lights
North Sydney Council Unveils A.I. Traffic Lights — Now Changing Based on Emotional Congestion In a world-first (and possibly last), North Sydney Council has announced its newest tech initiative: A.I.-powered…
Brisbane City Council Launches Roundabout Yoga
Brisbane City Council Launches Roundabout Yoga — Finding Inner Peace Between the Roadworks In its most spiritual infrastructure project yet, Brisbane City Council has announced “Community Roundabout Yoga” — a…
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Yeezy Season: The Tax Write-Off of Camelot
In what critics are calling “the boldest PR disaster since Fyre Festival,” Kanye West and Julia Fox made a joint Halloween appearance that has officially broken the internet and possibly…