Zimbabwe Cricket Captain Caught in the Slip Cordon of Cocaine
Sean Williams — once the pride of Zimbabwe cricket — has been clean-bowled by his own habits. The captain’s out, the rehab’s in, and the scoreboard reads: Addiction 1 – Career 0.
Cricket boards everywhere are pretending to be “shocked,” as if no one ever noticed the team’s best cover drive was to the pharmacy.
The official statement said he’s made an “immense contribution.” Yeah — mostly to the drug-testing department’s workload.
Williams now joins the elite list of athletes whose post-match highlights come with a trigger warning.
