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A satirical illustration showing a bored Australian cricket fan asleep in the stands holding a beer, fireworks exploding behind him as the scoreboard reads “Australia thrashes South Africa,” with the Mocktopus logo bottom-right.
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Cricket: Where nothing happens for so long, you start cheering when someone blinks

Australia has once again crushed South Africa in the cricket — a game best described as golf, but slower and with more beige. The nation briefly erupted in celebration, mostly…
Posted by Derek Sparks October 26, 2025

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